Saturday, April 29, 2006

HOs HO’s HO’s , Slum Village said it best and they must have been thinking about this woman here . Storm……


About five months a go I started this journey into exposing the realest whore in the marvel universe. She’s the Buffie the body of Marvel. People want her and people get her. I mean the girls had more rubber on here than the 405 freeway (that’s for my Los Angeles folks). So when I last left off I was telling you about how she runs through the marvel universe fucking and sucking up a storm… Get it? Ok ok I know cheap shot but it was funny. Well let’s go down the list she’s had Doom Some jungle man an African King and even had Dracula sucking her off RIP AL Lewis.


So now here we are time to continue this journey of a ho turned housewife turned goddess turned Halle Berry .




So After that short run in with the Count she was off to fuck up another man's head but this time on her way she lost her groove and almost drowned in the bayou, but was then saved by this one armed one leg cat named Forge. She gave up the goods of course seeing that she had never had amputee sex, But she was quick to leave him cause she wasn't down with that Indian Casino shit ya know. We all know she left cause son put that Native American charm on her and opened her shit up, but alas.... So she flew to Africa to get back to her roots and ended up meeting this God named Loki. This cat played captain save a hoe and gave her diamonds and shit and all she did in return is use them fucking horns as a dildo.

That shit got old and she went back to the X Mansion and tried to get some of that Summers dick But he wasn't having it he was too busy thinking about Heath Ledger or some gay shit so she tried to bounce on the whole X -Team.
But then who does she run into? That's right her ex lover Callisto. Now I don't know about lesbian relationships but I hear those things are violent so I'm not even gonna touch the subject. Anyway, she makes it back to the mansion and runs into a new and Improved John Redcor...... I mean Forge who does this crazy ass war dance to call his wind pussy back.
Well it worked he had this broad on sprung she stayed with him at his spot and they "fell in Love". Well later on the X-Men fight this adversary cat and win but then pretened to be dead. All the while Storm starts a secret relationship with Jean Grey, Which not only angers the "I'm not gay but I look like it" Cyclops. He approached her and asked why didn't she say anything "I would have jumped in." But you know Storms a greedy hoe she don't share her goodies with no one. Well it went from bad to worse cause John Redforge wasn't going for that lesbo ish and when he found out he walked. He has been the only piece of dick to ever get out of her sticky grasp....

Well I was trying to make this a two part series but man this girl has had so many a lover that Wilt Champerlain was on her list..... So wait another 5 months to see the rest of STORM NUMBER ONE SUPER HOE.

8 comments:

AFKAP of Darkness said...

shame on you, Jiggy... shame!

it's incredibly tacky to air out a lady's past indiscretions on the eve of her impending nuptials!

SHAME!

oh well... i guess simp-ass T'Challa's gonna go sop up them sloppy seconds... er, i guess i mean "eighty-seconds." sucker played himself... who buys the cow when the milk is free?

KangolLove said...

You're just trying to scare off all our female readers, aren't you?

JiggysMyDayJob said...

LOL T'Challa is CAPTAIN - SAVE - A - HOE.....


Scare them off come on Kangol everyone knows Storms a hoe, Psylocke is a hoodrat and the White Queen sells her pussy on the side

JRennoldz said...

YEAH! I want of piece of that action.....Hally, call me!

JiggysMyDayJob said...

Hope yall are feeling this one. I know it doesn't have the spice of the last one but it's the best that I got

bshelly said...

you guys have female readers?

neo said...

LOOOOLLLL!!!!

Amazing..this is one of your best entries yet..

Kwasi said...

Dude....

When the Storm Fan Club Assasination Squad comes for you, I was never here

*hides*